How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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