Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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