I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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