Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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