the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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