I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
they need to just BURY HIM!
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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