It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.