My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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