Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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