my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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