it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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