their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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