Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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