I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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