Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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