yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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