Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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