i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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