So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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