Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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