i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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