You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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