What a fucking waste of an outfit
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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