i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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