I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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