You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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