Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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