I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
