Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
