i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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