whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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