and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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