its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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