Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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