# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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