She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
youre lurking in front of me
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
