So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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