did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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