then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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