i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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