I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
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I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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