smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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