I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
