I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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