i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
