i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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