I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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