If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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