jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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