just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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