I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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