they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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