I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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