I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
This girl is more easily done than said...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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