this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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