hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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